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A Letter to the IRS

Posted by admin on April 15 in Holidays |

April 15th is Tax Day! If you haven’t already done your taxes, you better hurry up!

 

Letter to the IRS

To: Internal Revenue Service, Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001

Enclosed is my Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.

Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00.

Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040.

It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values.

Sincerely,
Another satisfied taxpayer

 

Fact of the Day:
The average family pays over 38% of their total income to the IRS, which is more than the average family spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

 

Quote of the Day:
“The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.'” ~ Jay Leno

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